chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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