the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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