Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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