I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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