butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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