We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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