I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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