i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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