I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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