i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I see more hoeing in ur future
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