Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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