K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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