Sponge bath it is.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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