Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
