Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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