oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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