Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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