OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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