did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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