His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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