Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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