So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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