Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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