I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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