? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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