I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Drunk walkin through police station. America
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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