Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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