You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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