I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
In America we eat man semen.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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