Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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