oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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