Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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