Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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