So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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