I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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