love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
