Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My sheets look like a crime scene.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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