your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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