Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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