Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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