I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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