Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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