im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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