who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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