JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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