I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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