The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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