At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
