But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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