I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Your tits are I can't wait for
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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