Heybabeimwearingurpanties
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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