Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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