on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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