So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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